sc3n3 K!dz, bleck. I know this is suppose to be a band bash, but we how could we NOT bash this so call ‘life style’ called ‘scene’?

 How to be a scene kid? Well, we’ve made some simple rules/tips on how to be scene.

Hair and what to wear!

1. First you need to buy ‘raccoon hair extensions’. You cut the top of your hair so you look like some kind of butch lesbian. “Well, I’m a boy” Oh, simple fix! Cut the back of your hair really short, spike it up, and leave your bangs long! Hairspray? Yes, please. Enough is NEVER quite enough if you want to be scene. What-…what are you doing?! The top of your hair is not teased enough! Try again. Your bangs? Color them purple or green! Who cares if your hair is as dry as a desert and all that hair dye has almost made you bald?!

2. Your eyes should be as bright as the clothes you wear. Bright neon eyeliner is a must (yes, for boys too!) and bright ass eyeshadow is needed

3. Dress appropriately! Scene kids always wear band tees and really bright skinny jeans. Try to stand out! If you look like the rest of the crowd then, you’re not scene! Girls usually wear nice hollister shirts, sweater dressed, tank-top dresses, and cardigans. Guys, stick to the bright skinnies and band tees! Shoes? Always converse with nice bright, colorful shoe laces. Oh, and don’t forget to wear flats, and boots!

3. Accessorize: You need a sidekick and a nikon camera! You need to have a hello kitty necklace and a studded belt. Oh, also, some big nerd/sun glasses will suit you well!


WHAT TO DO:

1. Confidence and swag:

Look, with hair that resembles a bees nest and clothes as tight as underwear, you might as well work on your confidence and swag. Don’t be surprised if you get rocks thrown at your head, but don’t be too overconfident. Then your other overly confident scene friends will think you’re really horrid. Come on, scene kid! Shrug your shoulders off!

2. Facebook, Stickam and Myspace ONLY, NO tumblr.

Tumblr? Psh, your worse enemy because who mostly Tumble’s? Oh yeah, that’s right, INDIE kids. Ew, no. So, Myspace, Stickam and Facebook are the only places to go. Start with a cool scene name. “Chelly (:” won’t work. No, no, you need something brootal like “Chelly Massacrexx :E”. You got that? Then you’ll need to work on taking lots of pictures from the bottom angle (put your camera near your hips look down and snap that picture, ladies!), Oh, you can’t have the normal 15 pictures. Nope, you need 1,000 overly photoshopped pictures with captions like ‘PC4PC’ and ‘I’m so ugly’ soyou get the attention you need. Then, edit your profile. You’ll need some rocking music like Nevershoutnever, and breathe carolina. And your about me should always have a picture of Hello Kitty and have a long ass paragraph describing how much you love Photography and how Hello Kitty is your hero. Done? Alright, this is the biggest task. ADD EVERYONE. Not just people you know, and bands! Add fat people, white people, black people, ugly people, pedophiles, your worse enemies! When you reach over 1,000 friends feel free to change your display name to “Chelly Massacrexx :E 1k”


3. Love everything Hello Kitty and Never go outside, it’s just not your scene. Being on Myspace is more of your thing.

4. Go to every show! Even if you don’t know the band

When you go to shows you have to stand out from the rest of the kids there, who are rocking normal skinny jeans and a band tee. Nope, you must must must show up with the brightest colored jeans, biggest hair, and who cares if you even know the band or know their lyrics? Just go in hopes that you can hook up with a damn hottie at the show!


Most importantly…

5. Never give a fuck. You’re scene! You’re you. You’re top dog. You beat those little Tumblr Indie kids. Triangels? FUCK NO. It’s all about Hello Kitty, Monsters, and cute little puppies. U Typ3 like dis and u say  “babii”, “thnxs” and “k’? afta everything, k babii? nd who carez wat the haterz think because u have 2238723897 friends on myspace nd facebook.


U R NOW SC3N3, KTHNXS BABII. :’)

 
Haha, no really, doesn’t it seem like all scene kids act like the tips we gave you above? Well, some may agree, and some may disagree..but one thing is for sure..WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK. :)

sc3n3 K!dz, bleck. I know this is suppose to be a band bash, but we how could we NOT bash this so call ‘life style’ called ‘scene’?

 How to be a scene kid? Well, we’ve made some simple rules/tips on how to be scene.

Hair and what to wear!

1. First you need to buy ‘raccoon hair extensions’. You cut the top of your hair so you look like some kind of butch lesbian. “Well, I’m a boy” Oh, simple fix! Cut the back of your hair really short, spike it up, and leave your bangs long! Hairspray? Yes, please. Enough is NEVER quite enough if you want to be scene. What-…what are you doing?! The top of your hair is not teased enough! Try again. Your bangs? Color them purple or green! Who cares if your hair is as dry as a desert and all that hair dye has almost made you bald?!

2. Your eyes should be as bright as the clothes you wear. Bright neon eyeliner is a must (yes, for boys too!) and bright ass eyeshadow is needed

3. Dress appropriately! Scene kids always wear band tees and really bright skinny jeans. Try to stand out! If you look like the rest of the crowd then, you’re not scene! Girls usually wear nice hollister shirts, sweater dressed, tank-top dresses, and cardigans. Guys, stick to the bright skinnies and band tees! Shoes? Always converse with nice bright, colorful shoe laces. Oh, and don’t forget to wear flats, and boots!

3. Accessorize: You need a sidekick and a nikon camera! You need to have a hello kitty necklace and a studded belt. Oh, also, some big nerd/sun glasses will suit you well!


WHAT TO DO:

1. Confidence and swag:

Look, with hair that resembles a bees nest and clothes as tight as underwear, you might as well work on your confidence and swag. Don’t be surprised if you get rocks thrown at your head, but don’t be too overconfident. Then your other overly confident scene friends will think you’re really horrid. Come on, scene kid! Shrug your shoulders off!

2. Facebook, Stickam and Myspace ONLY, NO tumblr.

Tumblr? Psh, your worse enemy because who mostly Tumble’s? Oh yeah, that’s right, INDIE kids. Ew, no. So, Myspace, Stickam and Facebook are the only places to go. Start with a cool scene name. “Chelly (:” won’t work. No, no, you need something brootal like “Chelly Massacrexx :E”. You got that? Then you’ll need to work on taking lots of pictures from the bottom angle (put your camera near your hips look down and snap that picture, ladies!), Oh, you can’t have the normal 15 pictures. Nope, you need 1,000 overly photoshopped pictures with captions like ‘PC4PC’ and ‘I’m so ugly’ soyou get the attention you need. Then, edit your profile. You’ll need some rocking music like Nevershoutnever, and breathe carolina. And your about me should always have a picture of Hello Kitty and have a long ass paragraph describing how much you love Photography and how Hello Kitty is your hero. Done? Alright, this is the biggest task. ADD EVERYONE. Not just people you know, and bands! Add fat people, white people, black people, ugly people, pedophiles, your worse enemies! When you reach over 1,000 friends feel free to change your display name to “Chelly Massacrexx :E 1k”


3. Love everything Hello Kitty and Never go outside, it’s just not your scene. Being on Myspace is more of your thing.

4. Go to every show! Even if you don’t know the band

When you go to shows you have to stand out from the rest of the kids there, who are rocking normal skinny jeans and a band tee. Nope, you must must must show up with the brightest colored jeans, biggest hair, and who cares if you even know the band or know their lyrics? Just go in hopes that you can hook up with a damn hottie at the show!


Most importantly…

5. Never give a fuck. You’re scene! You’re you. You’re top dog. You beat those little Tumblr Indie kids. Triangels? FUCK NO. It’s all about Hello Kitty, Monsters, and cute little puppies. U Typ3 like dis and u say  “babii”, “thnxs” and “k’? afta everything, k babii? nd who carez wat the haterz think because u have 2238723897 friends on myspace nd facebook.


U R NOW SC3N3, KTHNXS BABII. :’)

 
Haha, no really, doesn’t it seem like all scene kids act like the tips we gave you above? Well, some may agree, and some may disagree..but one thing is for sure..WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK. :)

kevinwhuddafxup:

My day was made. :-)

haha ^ definitely need to bash that song -c.

aubrionna:

i stopped being lazy and finally did my makeup, yaayayayayayyayy.

 Hi Hello, Its chelly, not kevin. I just wanted to say you are one hot bitch(; LMFAO okay bye <3